Rutty McRutterson requests recommendations

Man, this new year business is for the birds! Can't get into any new books. Can't be bothered to reread old ones. I've had the same books on my "Currently Reading" list for months, but am I reading them? Eh, not so much.

 

Rut, Rut, Rut. Blergh.

 

So, that said, who's got a recommendation for me? Something to shake off the dust. Something wild and beautiful and haunting. Something hilarious and silly. Something different and amazing. Something fast and easy. Something long and detailed.

 

Something interesting and rut breaking.

 

Rutty McRutterson takes all kinds.